Friday 30 April 2010

An Angel in the Vatican

This photo was taken in the Vatican and has not been re-touched.Pretty amazing isn't it!

Tuesday 27 April 2010

Sleeping Dog

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour.
This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

Anon.

Monday 26 April 2010

Why We Love Pandas

It's no wonder the world has fallen in love with Pandas.
'Mum, can you come and get me down now?'
'On the count of three ..... lift!'
'Does this log make my bum look big?'
'Betcha can't see me .....'
'Ooops! Slight miscalculation!'
'You go .... I'll just stay and rest my head a little bit'
'Don't shoot!'
'Pardon me, but do you have a napkin?'
'I cannot believe that I am stuck up this tree again .... what's the matter with me?'
I'm sure there is a way out somewhere .... I saw an ant go this way yesterday...'
'Absolutely nothing accomplished. The perfect day for a panda ....'